The Phoenix on Social Commentary

Man of the Minute: Sassy Senior Nick Sansone

by Samantha Polon

Wednesday April 4, 2007

Samantha Polon interviews this issue’s “Person of the Minute,” senior Nick Sansone.

February 14th: Today in History

by Samantha Polon

Wednesday February 14, 2007

Samantha Polon discusses why Valentine’s Day isn’t just about “romantic picnics, cynical singles, and pink teddy bears.”

Common Sense

by Hilary Hughes

Tuesday March 7, 2006

Some people prefer the Pub or the Health Food Bar, but most everyone on this campus (if on the meal plan and without a kitchen) dines at our beloved Bates at least once a week. There’s nothing better than rolling out of bed on Sunday morning, trudging down that slushy hill and stuffing yourself with comfort food while spending hours rehashing the exploits of the weekend. This dining hall can also feed you for a week, depending on how much Tupperware you can stuff in the kangaroo pocket of your hoodie. But these wholesome, fuzzy-feeling mornings that you’ll remember long after your time at Sarah Lawrence is over can be shattered the second you return to the waffle line only to realize that some jackass swooped in and stole what you’ve been salivating over for twenty minutes. I would like to spread the Bates love by providing you with a few guidelines to dining with a little consideration and politeness:

Common Sense: Drink decently

by Hilary Hughes

Wednesday February 22, 2006

The complaints regarding this year’s cancellation of the school’s most extravagant display of drunken debauchery, the Coming Out Dance, were innumerable. However, even in the absence of this infamous Sarah Lawrence tradition, it seems that students all over campus have continued drinking until they can’t remember how many beers or shots they’ve downed. Walks of shame, nights spent nursing the toilet and waking up with blisters from getting your stomach pumped are some of the very unpleasant side effects of this partying lifestyle.

Avian Flu

by Marissa Maier

Sunday February 5, 2006

"The avian flu virus will spread to America. When 15 cases are reported in New York State my parents want me to leave school," said a Sarah Lawrence Sophomore who wished to remain anonymous. Underneath this student’s bed there is a box filled with surgical masks that she believes will protect her long enough to return home if there is an outbreak of the avian flu virus in New York.

Killer Coke? Students push for removal of Coca-Cola

by Misha Karbelnig and Vrinda Manglik

Tuesday November 15, 2005

Next time you reach for a bottle of Cherry Coke at the Pub or fill your glass with Fanta at Bates, you may want to think again. The Coca-Cola Company’s serious human rights violations have now caught the eye of Sarah Lawrence student activists along with activists worldwide.

U.S. indifference to genocide must come to an end

by Shakira Croce

Tuesday November 15, 2005

As you are reading this editorial, hundreds of innocent civilians are being forced out of their villages, raped and murdered in a rapidly unfolding tragedy in Darfur.

I don't intend to sleep when I'm dead, either

by Sonnet Graham

Tuesday October 11, 2005

Oh, sleep.

The little wonder that I have missed so much as of late. I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that a young adult is supposed to receive approximately nine hours of sleep a night. I say "pretty sure" because I’m way too tired to google that fact.